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I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
its hard to be attractive when youre not
If you don’t mind cuddling all day or being lazy and sleeping on top of me while watching movies. Or eating pizza or getting hickies. Come be mine
shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden